All this would not be so bad if I was lounging happily on a shaded chair with a cold alcoholic beverage in my hand, finishing up a book I have had on my reading list since 2003 while no water or sand actually touched any part of my body except by feet but certainly not the deepest crevice (Said CREVASSE) that you forgot existed except every year when you are reminded by your OB-GYN. But there are four