by Dogbertius (1333565) writes: You may be confusing belief in imaginary nonsense with the figure of speech known as apostrophe: <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apostrophe_(figure_of_speech)">http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apostrophe_(figure_of_speech)</a> [wikipedia.org] can not recall ever thinking that an inanimate bottle cap is somehow venting some sort of rage against me by magically altering its physical properties such as hardness and tensile strength just so