. "She started crying and said, ??I guess I???m going to have to tell Brandon [Stoddard, then president of ABC Entertainment] that I can???t deliver this show.??? I said, ???Cry all you want to, but you figure out a way to put my name on the show I created, or kiss my ass good-bye.??? Next: It was pretty clear that no one really cared about the show except me." . . .