. . . "So I decide to try a little taste.And this is the part where everything goes horribly wrong.Not particularly realizing that what I am inserting into my mouth came from a boiling pot on a very hot stove, I shove the spoonful of beans directly down my throat, shriek in horror at the burning sensation making its way to my stomach, and dive for my wand, trying to think of some spell to save me from dy" .