. . "And yet, there must be millions of Americans out there, hoarding their fanny packs from 1989 (it will be a shock to many of you to realize that was 18 whole years ago), just waiting and anticipating the joyous moment that they can pull them from hiding and crow to naysayers like Stacy and Clinton, who have encouraged them to purge their fanny packs over the years: I KNEW there was a reason I kept" . .