"It is actually a parody of a FootballFightSong, but Harvard is Tom Lehrer's alma mater.* AntiChristmasCarol: A Christmas Carol.* AntiLoveSong: Numerous examples.* ArsonMurderAndJaywalking: The final verse of The Irish Ballad:-->And when at last the police came by\\\\Her [[{{Understatement}} little pranks]] she did not deny\\\\For to do so she would have had to lie...\\\\And lyin' she knew was a sin." . . . .