. . . "o.Not I, though!I am so regimented and neat, I am one of those weirdoes you have heard about, that can go inside a completely darkened room, and can lay her hand on any item, because I am so organised.So obviously, not wanting to alert my mother (who was an hour away from home anyway), and having WAAAY too much pride to confide in the porters downstairs, I had to bite the bullet, and call for a locks" .