"I cannot emphasize enough that you licked my ear.???43rd & 9thGirl on cell: So if he licked my pussy, would it ruin our friendship????W 4th StreetEight-year old boy: Can I please lick your eyeball, mom????Museum of Natural HistoryOverheard by: thankfully, not the mom20-something woman talking to friends: So, having some guy really close to your ear with his tongue out is the most horrifying thing" . . . .