. . . "From the neck down you might not be able to always tell them apart, but a hipster will have more hair on his head, probably including some on his face in some ridiculous configuration, and will be wearing some big blue blockers or retro sunglasses; a douchebag will have a cleaner hairstyle obviously recently cut, and with some gel to make it sit just right, maybe a 5 o'clock shadow, and be wearing" .