. . "And finally, if Paperman didn't already slow you down, why not guarantee that you will miss your bus this morning by watching Jimmy Kimmel's celebration of the Oscars: Movie: The Movie 2V, starring Channing Tatum, Gerard Butler, Samuel L. Jackson, Bryan Cranston, Jude Law, Rachel Weisz, Salma Hayek, John Krasinski, Amanda Seyfried, Matt Damon, Oprah Winfrey and other people who really do not need to" . . . . . . . . . . .