<http://webisa.webdatacommons.org/prov/199203775>	<http://www.w3.org/ns/prov#wasDerivedFrom>	<http://webisa.webdatacommons.org/345079489> .
<http://webisa.webdatacommons.org/345079489>	<http://www.w3.org/ns/prov#wasQuotedFrom>	<washingtoncitypaper.com> .
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<http://webisa.webdatacommons.org/345079489>	<http://www.w3.org/ns/prov#value>	"At which point, if you hadn't said, Hey kid, here is an idea, why do not you call me back when you can send me a T-shirt with the words 'My car broke down, my iPhone got stolen and I bailed my cousin out of jail last month and all I got was this fucking Brookings Institute intern politely informing me that I do not qualify for any of the eleven official varieties of economic shocks' printed on the f" .