. "he is got quite a big touring band, so six rooms does not seem that outrageous at the sort of venue he is playing, and a mirror would come in handy if you are about to go on stage dressed up as a pratty clown or something, surely?Okay, we notice he is insisting on having a pair of big melons, because he likes pairs of melons, like breasts, like ladies have, oooh, women, but it is hardly as if he is askin" . . .