"I???m proud of myself, too, for I said nothing about JLo, JLaw or Miley on her wrecking ball, and didn???t display any gratuitous pictures of Britney Spears, much less any of the year???s babes rocking jaw-dropping dresses on various runways, beaches, street corners, parking lots and other places where ???regular people??? wearing such clothes would be arrested." . . . . . .