. . "I do not have an axe to grind as to whether something is a sport or not, it is just a personal opinion. if that bothers you, too fucking bad. opinions are like assholes--everybody has them, and they all stink. regardless of what an opinion of mine may or may not be, it does not affect your life one way or the other. if you want to live in a world where competitive spray tanning is a sport, fine by me" . .