No one has eaten lunch, one kid hasn't eaten breakfast, the house is a mess, the kitchen worse, I was fighting w/husband who moved into a 5 bedroom house w/his gf 2 weeks ago as I want him to come and get his CRAP from the house, she is coughing loudly in the background for him to get off the phone so he just hangs up on me, the kids could really use a bath before the party, gee, I showered yester