Not only are the Monkees themselves absolutely made all of the things above except possibly unicorns (I???ve never placed them in a pentagram and spoken the Words of Command, so I just don???t know) but this video is a satire, one of the Literal Video versions in which the subtitles and redubbed vocals (hey, that???s a pretty good Davy, but the chorus can???t carry a tune in a lolrus bukkit) simpl