My iPhone is a complete fucking mess and every year around my birthday during my complete-life-reflection-everything-is-a-god-damn-disaster-why-don???t-I-own-any-dresses?-I-should-buy-some-fucking-dresses-week, I stare at my extensive archive of sandwich pictures and think ???delete some pictures you idiot you have over 1000 pictures of strangers and subway puke???