As a matter of fact, the middle of this past week, I somehow found myself guzzling beer on Beale Street before (and during) a college basketball game.Inside my head after one beer: ???This lite beer isn???t half bad.???Inside my head after three beers: ???This non-lite beer is more than twice as good as the lite stuff.???Inside my head after five beers: ???Technically, French fries are a vegetable