I would like to know the where this amazing place is you live.I live in Waynesville, Ohio (small town) on two acres and have access to everything you listed except for the beach.However I do have this 5 minutes from my house:Ceasar CreekAmusement parks: 20 minutes south of me is Kings Island(decent amusement park). 2 Hrs north of me is the best roller coaster amusement park in the nation...Cedar P