Imagine seeing Chris Matthews or Mrs. Alan Greenscum (Andrea Mitchell) or Geraldo or one of the morons from the View, or Mike Wallace, the scumbag whose show I used to write, running for their lives down Main Street. (See my book, Scumbags I Have Known: And Other Profundities, at alanstang.com.)By the way, my book, Perestroika Sunset, is a thriller about a Soviet attempt to seize power in Washin