As Alexei, from whom I swiped this absurdity, says, it???s ???an abstract of a paper in what???s called Cognitive Linguistics??? Yes, the author is a man: Tore Nesset is a male professor at the University of Troms??, Norway.??? He is ???tempted to suppose this piece appeared in an April 1 issue of a linguistics journal,??? but I???m afraid it???s just another example of academic silliness run amok