the rules are impossible.rules:1) No sandals to be worn so your feet must burn as you walk to your sunbed.2) No laughing or other similar noise.3) No noise whatsoever between 2- 4 (The owner's siesta).4) No splashing in the pool or balls or rubber rings etc.5) you can only have sandwiches at the snack bar but the owner and her family eat cooked meals in front of you.6) no smoking with an ashtray