Hopefully I have not done too bad a job.(And, by the way, the title is a [partial] paraphrase of what Beatrice said to Alice Hunt when Alice officially announced Ivy & Lucius's betrothal.)(Also, the 1945 court case mentioned is real.)Disclaimer: I am not M. Night Shyamalan, and therefore do not own anything except my cat (it is going to be huge, if the vet has her breed right).