Ah seen eet wit ma own eye.??? [He had poked his eye out when he was smarter, thus he wore a glass eye.] Hawkeye told his Cousin that he promised not to tell anyone as long as he would allow him to play with his ???Erector Set.??? He declined Hawkeye this simple request and he is to this day famous for being the biggest ???Dumb A*#??? in Peach Bottom Township!