All I Need To Know About Birthdays I learned From My Dog * You were born to be loved. * You can teach an old dog new tricks. * Chewing on your presents is the highest form on appreciation * The best way to say thank you is a big lick on the face. * If you do not get what you want, beg. * The best thing about getting old is pretending you do not hear them call. * If you do not like your presents, roll