VAMPIRES SUCK is an unfunny spoof comedy that lampoons the TWILIGHT books and movie series as well as other pop-culture vampire-themed movies and TV shows such as HBO???s TRUE BLOOD and BUFFY, THE VAMPIRE SLAYER.The story follows Becca, an angst-ridden teenager who is torn between two guys ??? Edward, the mysterious and brooding pale-skinned vampire who longs to suck Becca???s blood but must resis