How would a baby ??? even a messiah-baby ??? be able to figure out that putting a burning roll of waxed cotton into a very delicate area such as your ear could result in a perforated eardrum, or that the hot wax dripping from the quack-candle could very easily burn your face, drip into your ear and cause major damage, or even that the flame could set alight to your hair or surroundings?