And yes, a lying fuck is a lying fuck; he is why I do not make those promises, nor do I believe or accept them. (Though I did learn how not to answer women who volunteer them by blurting Bullshit! or laughing in her face.) But before the wine (and apple and cheese, I am being spiffy tonight) puts me to sleep: there were ALWAYS incurable STDs that could kill you (syphilis wasn't curable 100 year