He curled in a ball and was a sobbing mess with a red face, whispering curses and little awesome to himself trying to calm down.She waved Antonio over, and under his harsh laughter he quickly explained, ???In Germany, if a man invites a woman out for a morning coffee, he???s actually inviting her to go back and have sex with him!??????Oh my doge!??? She looked down at the card and then tore it in