In the photo above, this dude is actually showing off the hairstyles that are currently allowed in the country, such as the Looking good, Mr. Kotter (1), the Totally Hair Ken (or Blagojevich Lite) (2), the Dylan McKay in a Wind Tunnel (3), the Fat Kid From The Sopranos With Inexplicable Pompadour in Profile (4), the Hipster Milhouse (5), and the Corporate Eddie Munster (6).