Remember last time when you had your mouth washed out with soap three times and almost lost your tongue.Aries (21 MAR-19 APR)While your new hairdo may be the only one like it, an original as they say, somehow it turns out to be in the same shape as the little Brain-Drilling Woodpecker's nest.Taurus (April 20-May 20)Of course there are no such things as mermaids, you dolt!