stiletto_the_wise 2013-01-26 09:54:36 PM 8 votes: lordargent: Celery ... barely qualifies as food, it is mostly water and fiber and not much in the way of nourishment.Fark Classic : what does 200 calories look like200 calories of celery => 1425 grams of celery => 3.14159 poundsYou need to eat 3 pounds of celery to get 200 calories of energy!HOLY CRAP! 200 calories is exactly PI pounds of celery!