After you break up with her, there is a 95% chance she will send you some bad poetry.Extremely deceiving.Overly gentle and nice.Can be artistic.Listens to Tori Amos.Owns, like, 8 cats.Twice divorced older woman with raging hormonesWhenever I post a personal ad, I get a huge amount of responses from divorced 40-something women who are horny as Michael Jackson watching Nickelodeon.